Wedding - Mal & Eve

Lance and Paige Berman andSamuel and River Monifcordially invite you to the wedding of
Eve Berman
and
Mal Monif

Good morning, Guido, how have you been?
Father Sarduci: Neglected... alas such is my fate...
Okay Drama Queen... I get enough of that from our vampires, I don't need it from you, too.
Father Sarduci: I'm guessing your presence here is due to another wedding... who is it this time?
Oh you'll love them, they're the cutest pair... Mal & Eve... they're inside... I sent Mal upstairs to try on tuxes... he's going to be a difficult fit... Eve is waiting for you in the sanctuary.

Father Sarduci: Good morning, Eve. You know the drill, Mal gets fitted for a tux, then you go up and find a gown and accessories, the groom then calls for a wedding party and you two get hitched... any questions?
Eve: Just one... when do we woohoo?
Father Sarduci: I... um... goodness, usually its the groom who asks this question...

Hey there Mal, what's this?
Mal: This is the formal I transitioned with... what... you don't like it?
Meh, I've seen better... but it isn't horrific at least... there are a few I found especially for you...
Mal: Gods, this is going to be interesting...
Heh, you think?

Mal: *laughing* Okay now this I can see wearing to the honeymoon... I'm not sure Mom would be thrilled to watch her only son getting married wearing this...
Maybe not, but I like it just fine... *giggling* okay sorry... I had to see you in it at least once.
Mal: Well I hope you enjoyed it, you'll never see it again.
Kill joy!

Mal: What the...
Careful Mal, watch the language... you are in church after all...
Mal: Pffft, it's not a real church... it's a wedding chapel and you didn't answer me...
You look, um... dashing... *snickering*
Mal: Gods Roo, what did I do to upset you?
Nothing Mal, nothing... you're a great sport... try one of the others on...

Mal: Ya know, this isn't getting much better...
Hmmm, you're right...
Mal: Why am I in a white tux anyhow?
Oh... well I think it was Lisa who suggested you'd look good in white...
Mal: Uh yeah... she was joking I'm sure...

Maybe... maybe not... this one isn't half bad... what do you think?
Mal: There was one towards the back that I think I like better...

Gah, how does she know he's here? The wedding isn't until later, and she strolls by... this girl better not mess up this wedding... I will make her suffer... I swear!

Eve: I'm sorry to be so forward, Father... it is just... I have this sister you see... and she has her eye on my Mal... I figure if I give him what all simmen want... he wont stray...
Father Sarduci: I'm sorry you feel you have to go to such drastic measures to keep your man from straying... is he the type that would stray?
Eve: No, Father... but you know how it is... if she gets bored...

Father Sarduci: Ah then you have nothing to worry about... I know Roo... she has a weak spot for your Mal... she won't let him stray...
Eve: Father, I hope you're right...
Father Sarduci: I hear Mal coming, its time you went and got your gown on... trust me... or at least trust Mal... because if you can't trust him... maybe you two shouldn't get married.

Father Sarduci: Ah, now I understand her comment.
Mal: Who's comment, Father?
Father Sarduci: Oh sorry Mal, she just said it may take you a while to settle on a tux.

Mal: Yes but I out smarted her, I didn't go with the hideous ones she tried to stick me with.
Father Sarduci: She wouldn't have allowed you to marry in a hideous tux, Mal. I hear Eve, its time to call your friends and family... are you ready?
Mal: Father, I've been ready since the day I met her... she is the one for me... it was fate that put us in the same dorm together so we'd meet.
Father Sarduci looks at me...
*whistling innocently*

Mal: Today, yes Dad... at the chapel... well make them come... they're my half brothers for cripes sake...

Aw, Eve you look fabulous... your guests are arriving... its time... are you nervous?
Eve: You won't make him stray will you? I can't go through with this if I think he might... you know...
You have nothing to worry about Eve... the only way you two will suffer from my boredom is by having more kids...
Eve: *sigh of relief* I can live with that...
In that case, let's get you two kids hitched!


Ladies and Gentlesims, I present to you, Mr. and Mrs. Mal Monif
*applause*
Paige provided us with a piano accompaniment throughout the ceremony and through the reception... there was no moving the woman... there's always one... usually that one is Ino...

Frans begins the party with the traditional pillow fight...

Samuel, smack him harder... I can't believe Shepherd didn't dress for the wedding! Smack him again for me!!

Eve: Do you believe in aliens? I believe in aliens... I think it is fascinating... just think about it... life on another plant!
Mal drops his fork...
Mal: So Book, let's join the smustle, shall we?

Um, ya... there's getting to know the new in-laws and there are personal boundaries... goodness Book really wants to get to know Lance *giggle*

Mal! What are you looking at...
Mal: I was just thinking... if I hadn't fallen so hard for Eve, I probably would have ended up with Jeannie... I'm not sure why, but I just have that feeling that I was suppose to marry Jeannie...
But you didn't... you married Eve...
Mal: Yes, yes I did... and I couldn't be happier...
Whew, thought I'd have to beat his head in for a second there...

Mal: Gina, its always such a joy seeing you... sorry Jane couldn't make it... is she okay?
Gina: She's fine... she's being tested for a new procedure... she has to make sure she's healthy enough to... *blush* listen this is Eve's day... not mine... enough talk about us... welcome to the family, Mal. You be good to my twin now, or you'll answer to me!
And me...

Well, well... the Berman heir... your wedding is next mister... my he does clean up well... your bride will be pleased...

Gina: Hey, not so hard!
Jeannie: I saw you with Mal.... *pillow to the head*
Gina: So? He's our brother-in-law... what is your problem?
Jeannie: You didn't have to hug him so close! *pillow to the side*
Gina: You need to get a grip! *pillow to the head* If you hurt Eve, I will know... and you won't be happy when I get through with you.

Yeah the party was a roof raiser! Uh, outerwear? *sigh* It's spring time in CP and apparently its a chilly night... ah well, at least they looked good for the ceremony. Have fun at the honeymoon kids!

Okay, time to go home... Mal? Eve? *ahem* Fine... I'll see you two at the house... and you both still need to go clothes shopping!

I will leave you with a blooper that had me cracking up...
Now that looks painful! bwahahahaha!! *wiping tear* oh yeah, that's funny stuff...

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