Wedding - Frans Berman

Welcome back to The Wedding Chapel

Good morning, Guido… you’re looking rather… um… so what’s up with your skin?
Father Guido: Knowing you, you were messing with your download folder again. This is what happens when you delete things you shouldn’t… I hope you’re happy.
Aren’t you the moody one… what gives?
Father Guido: I’m bored.
Pfft, you’re in every Welcome Wagon… for a sim that wasn’t supposed to get out much… you get out a lot!
Father Guido: Doesn’t mean I’m not bored… so who’s getting married?
They’re on their way, go upstairs and put some clothes on will ya? You’re creeping me out.
Father Guido: I’m feeling the love… *sigh*

The groom has arrived.
Father Guido: I hate when you do that… it scares me every time.
Fine, the bride is downstairs as to not startle you.

Frans: Hi… so I’m here for the wedding… I’m Frans, the groom.
Father Guido: No, really? Oh I would have never guessed! *sigh*
Frans: Whoa hostility… what gives?

Father Guido: Oh I don’t know, you all go about your lives, fall in love… get married… have a family… have careers… have a life! I just sit here waiting for the next couple that needs to use the church… how would you like that life for you?
Frans: I’m an heir, so I won’t have that type of life. On the other hand you don’t age, you don’t get sick, you don’t have to work, you have no responsibilities, no heartaches, no rejection and you won’t die.

Father Guido: Well then, when you put it that way… you’re ready to get married, are you? Why not pick out a tux and I’ll go check on that lovely bride of yours.
Frans: Uh huh… you do that…

I have this strange feeling of déjà vu… its eerie…
That’s because you’ve been in this church many times… many… many times, just um… not here in Cedar Park.

Father Guido: Oh for the love of Mike, will you please stop playing? My eardrums are bleeding! Thank you! So you’re man is upstairs getting ready… but then again… you’re a pro at this wedding thing, so I don’t need to tell you anything… other than he’s ready and it’s your turn upstairs.

Suzy: Hey, I look good… where’s my glasses?
Oh about that… um the veil won’t show up with your glasses so after the wedding you can have them back along with your regular hair cut…
Suzy: I thought I was stuck as a townie forever… you took long enough to get me in your challenge.
Listen ungrateful… *sigh* I mean… this is your day so I’m going to ignore that…

Suzy: My car pool will arrive in an hour.
Frans: I heard… that’s okay… we’ll get married this afternoon after you come back. I’m sure I’ll find something to do while you’re at work. Gosh you’re beautiful.
Suzy: Aw, you’re just saying that because it’s true. *glares at Roo*
*snickering* What?
Suzy: That is not something I would normally say.
Yeah I know, creative license… okay fine… I’ll leave you alone… for now.

Happy now?
Suzy: I can get use to this…
Welcome to the Berman Family… they’re very affectionate.

Frans: The simbody is not meant to twist like this… it isn’t natural.
Perhaps… perhaps not… but you need to be fit… she likes fitness and facial hair, now keep at it. She’ll be home in *looking at simclock* 2 hours.
Frans: You better be nice to her… you forced this union between us and I’m not even sure she wants to marry me… but I dig her and I don’t want you messing this up for me.
Fine! *sigh* Veronica is living in the main house so if I get too bored…
Frans: I can live with that…
Yeah, you’re bride is back from work, quick take a shower, make the call, it’s time for your wedding!

Ah the guests are arriving and… *sigh* Paige, forget it… Lance doesn’t have time for you and your childish fantasies… he has um… Paige… oh you know what I mean, move your can to a seat somewhere will ya?

And the wedding:


Hold it… everyone freeze! Um, except you Franz… what the boop are you doing?
Franz: He doesn’t even look like me…
Gah, you’re killing me… you knew that when you two met in college, now get the boop out of the way! Ya know, this is why Beans suggests saving before the wedding so things like this don’t happen. *sigh*
Franz: You didn’t save, did you…
*hanging head* no… and since you’re standing there, you get to volunteer to play officiate because Father Guido decided he wants to be a guest and plopped his tushy in the back row pew over there…

Ah that’s better and we’re rolling!








Ladies and Gentlesims, I give you Frans & Suzy Berman!





There is always one at the piano… this time it’s Wendy… somehow she managed to beat Ino.

Suzy’s first official act as a Berman… she tells her new hubby a dirty joke… she’s fitting in already! Heh, Franz is stuck back there so he decides to dance… I should leave him there for messing up the wedding…
Franz: If my needs drop low enough, I’ll ruin the wedding party… is that what you really want?
No… demanding boy… you’re still just a placeholder for the geek house… I can still delete you!
Franz: Ya, I’m scared… *rolling eyes*

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